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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 6, Issue 1751, 2 August 1884, Page 2

—■ w An Irishman went to the theatre for the \ Brat time, Just as the curtain descended on the first set a boiler in the basement exploded, and he was blown through the roof, coming down in .the next"street. After coming to his senses ho asked, "An what piece do yez play nixt." Mother Swan's wobm strup.—lufallible tasteless, harmless cathartic; for feverishnecs, restlessness, worms, constipation Is Moses Moss & Co.. druggists, Sydney, General Agents, Magistrate, who has lately taken to himself a wi«, severely; H'tn-I I-think , I have seen you here before 011 a-timilar "* charge?" Drunk and disorderly female; "No your 'onour, s'elp me never! The last time I was up it was before a bald eaded old cove not a bit like ye". Cubed op Dbinkiko.-"A young friend jf mine was cured of an iusitiablo thirst for liquor, that had so prostrated his system ;hat he was unable to do any business. Heira entirely cured by hopbitters. It allayed ill that burning thirst, took away the ippetite for liquor, made his nerves steady, md he has remained a sober and steady man or two years, and he has bo desire to retUMk 0 his Gups."-From a leading R.B. OffioA <• iead w J •Hough on rats.—Clears out rats mice--0801163,8163,8013, bed-bups, beetles, insects knnln, lack-nbbite, gopher.,. 7Jd DrnmJßbL doses Moss & Co., Sydney, General Agents A lunrt Wish.-" Oh how I do wish my tan was as clear and soft as yours," said a idy to a friend. " You can easily make it o, answered the friend, "How?" inquired he first lady. "By using Hop Bitten?, that lakes pure rich blood and blooming health. 1 did for me, as. you observe." Bead,

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