ALL ROUND THE DISTRICT.

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 6, Issue 1740, 19 July 1884, Page 3

ALL ROUND THE DISTRICT.

If Mr Mcflardle is a Greyite he is a great fraud and, and i£ he is not a great fraud he ia a Greyite. We do not *nssert that he is a wee bit touched, but.on.Tuesday Mac is cortam to have a B in his bonnet. tThe difference between a certain disturber f meetings and his candidate is that one is a Duffy and the other a duffer. You can't put it any dufferent. If the sportive working man would be, true to his best interests he must put his money on " Beetroot." If Good Templar is to he believed McCardle gives the working nan the rum in the bush and takes to the shrub himself. This is a rum go, but we can't say (hie) " It-shrubbiah." . THE SON OF THE BRITISH OFFICER "LECTURES." Ladies and Gentlemen,-I come before you' this evening to demonstrate to you the manifestation'of '' Fungus Extraordinary," find ffio wonderful- effects of tHe solution of ' Hogu-wwh on this phenomena now before us. ' 'Thia» ladies and gentlemen) ia of the species " Mushroom Gigantia," raised under' my personal supervision, and foroed by the military fire of my utterances, with a Daily dressing of ftdfoiwsmand i/oi/sf-wash; hence its foaiZ-like appearance, and Vile to look upon, Gentlemen, it's perfectly harmless; indeed, may be applied to useful purposes. lou will perceive, gentlemen, by removing the stalk or pedestal, that the thing «i perfectly hollow and em]ity, but has a very hick skin, therefore by applying a spout and two handles, you have a first rate pair of bellows. ' The leotnrer here invited the audienee'to examine the phenomena, but tljej appeared to have a particular aversion to any phenomena, and commenced to leive, aorheone" hitting the lecturer with a feeeftoot, whioh appeared'to be very solid, the lecturer Il'r/jfci/ed home, humming' "Oldianjßyne," > ' ' ■ I am, Ac., Hokror.