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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 6, Issue 1649, 1 April 1884, Page 2

Holloways Pills and Ointment offer to suffering mankind the most effectual dure for gout and rhoumatisra.— An unhealthy atato .of tho blood, attended with bad digestion, lassitude and great debility, conduce to thoso diseases, showing the want of a proper circulation of the fluid, and that impu.ity of the blood greatly'aggravates these disorders, Holloways Pills are of so purifying a nature tint a few doses taken in time are an effectual preventive against gout and rheumatism, but any one that haa an attack of either should use Holloway's Ointnent also, the powerful properties of which, combined with the effects,of tho Pills, ensure rapid relief. The Ointment should be thoroughly rubbed into tho parts affected at least twice a day, after they havo been sufficiently fomented with warm flannels to open tho pores in order to facilitate tho absorbtion of Ointment. Benefactors.—"When aboard of eminent physicians and chemists announced the discovery that by combining some well-known valuable remedies a most wonderful medicine was produced, which would cure such a wl3e' range of diseases that most all other remedies could be dispensed with,. many were skeptical, but proof of its merits by actual trial has dispelled a", doubt, and to-day the discoverers of that great medicine Hop Bitters, are honored and blessed by all as benefactors," Bead . ' One evening as I was sittin' by Hetty and bad worked myself up to the stioking pint, aezl: 'Hetty if a fellow was to ask you to marry liim, what would do f Then she laughed and sez she; ' That would depend on who asked me.' Then sez I; ' Suppose it waß Ned Willis 1' Sez she 'l'd tell Ned Willis, but not you.' That kind of staggered me, but I was too cute to lose the opportunity, and so I sez again, ■Supposeit was roe?' Then you ought to see her pont up her lips, and sez she, ' I don't take, bo supposes.' Well, now, you see there's nothing to 'do but to touch the eun.'off, So. bang :it went Sez I, • Lor', Hetty, it'a me; won't you say yes?' And then.there was such a hullabaloo in my headl don't know what 'zaotly tuk place, but I heard a "yes" whispered somewhere ont of the skirmish,