MARK TWAIN'S HOTEL

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 5, Issue 1534, 14 November 1883, Page 2

MARK TWAIN'S HOTEL

■ + ■ ! ." . Having lately opened a. Jiashery, I send you ihese my rules aad, regulations :—This house will be '.considered strictly intemperate. None but 1 the brave deserve the fare. Persons owing bills for board will he bored for bills. Boarders who do not wish to pay in advance are requested toadvanco and pay. Boarders are expected to wait on colored cooks for meals. Sheets will be nightly changed once in six months or more, if necessary. Double boarders can have two beds with a room in it, or two rooms with a bed in it, as they ohoose. Boarders aro requested to pull off their boots, if : thoy can conveniently do so. All money and other valuables are to be left in the caro of the proprietor. This is to be insisted on, as ho will he responsible for no other losses. Inside matter will not be furnished editors und«r ahy consideration. Relatives coming to make a six months' visit will be wolcomed, but when thoy bring their household furnituro virtue will cea'sp 'to be a forbearance, Sraglo men with their families will not be bbarde'd, Bods with or without board. Dreams will be charged for by the dozen. Nightmares hired out at reasonable rates, Stone walls will bo furnished to snoring boarders, and tho proprietor wij! in no wiso be responsible for; the broken tin-pan-urns of other ears.;;