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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 3, Issue 967, 6 January 1882, Page 3

Ml£s FLYNN'S LOVER: COURTING A?|D THE STUDY 01 MEDICINE. _ Miss Mary Flynn was studying medicine and heim; courted at the same tirno. Mr William Budd waß attending to the latter part of the business. One evening wHlle they were sitting together in the ■ pjujour, Mr Budd was thinking how ho JMdd manage to propose. Miss Flynn certain physiological fnota TrDo you know," she said "that thousands of persons are actually ignorant that they smell with their olfactory peduncle." "Million* of them" replied Mr Budd, " And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe me when I told hor she couldn't wink without a sphincter muscle." 11 How unreasonable!" " Why, a person cannot kiss without a sphincter!" "Indeed!" "I know it to be so!" " May I try if I can 1" " Oh, Mr Budd it is too bad for you to make light of such a subject." Then he tried it, and while lie hold her hand she explained to him about the muscles of that portion of the human body "It is remarkable how much you know about those things, said Mr Budd- "really wonderful, Now, for example, what ia the bone at the back of the head called I" "Why, the occipital bone, of course," "And what are the names of the muscles of the arm 1" JBhe spiralis and the infa-spirnlie, aftt.others" £Well now, let me show you what I meM9; When I put my infa-snirnlis, uround your waist, so, is it your occipital bone that rests upon ray shoulder blade in this ivay ?" i "My back hair, primarily, but the oceipita, bone, of course, afterward. But oh, Mr Budd suppose pa should come in and see us I" "Let him come! Who cares 1" said Mr Budd, boldly. "I think I'll exercise a sphincter and take a kiss" "Mr Budd, how can you ?" said Miss Flynn, after he had performed the feat. "Don't call me Mr Budd; call me Willie," he so id, drawing her closer. "You'accept me, don't you ? I know you do,' darling." " Willie" whispered Miss Flynu very faintly. " What, darling?" " I oan hear your, heart .beat." " It beats only for you, my angel." " And it sounds out of order, The veutricula constriction is not uniform " " Small wonder forthatwhen it's bursting for joy,'". " You must put yoursolf under treatment for it, I will give you some medicine'" "It'syour own property, darliugj do .what yoti'like with it. But somehow the sphincter operation is one that strikes me most favourably. Let us again see how it works.'. ' - " But why proceed 1 The old, old story !

A 1 LT-pATION IN TIME OF CLOSING " " MAILS, For Carterton, Greytown, Tauherenikau, Featherston, Kaitokq, Uppei Hutt, Taita, Hutt, Wellington, Northern and Southern Provinces, daily (Sundays excepted), at 6,30 a.w, and 1.30 p ,m. For Taueru, Whareama, fiast Coast, .Tonui, Whakataki, Castlepoint, 'Oahanga,-.and Glenburn, .biweekly,' Monday and T v fcday, at 9.30 p.m. For J'BK£s ideford, weekly, Saturdays Mauricevillo, Ekelahuna . Woodvi'le, Kopua, Waipukurau, Napier, Pahiatua, Wainui, Palmeraton North, and Wanganui, close on Mondays, • Wednesdays, und Fridays, at 1 p.m. Tor Alfredton, Monday, at 1 p.m. J.BAGGE, FUNERAL NOTICE, THE FRIENDS of Mr John Watt are respectfully invited to attend the. fune-, r#l of-. His late nephew, Alfred Georoe BiNPiffi which will leave the residence of Chinchen on FRIDAY at 4 p.m, , ' .. ' T. JAGO; FUNERAL NOTICE. The friends of Mr R. H. Chinchen aro reopectfully invited to attend the funeral of his late nephew Alfred George BindOn which Queen-st on Friday " p,m. T. JAGO will DOG'registration NOTICE is Ijereby given that all dogs of a greater age than six months must be registered under ''The Dog Registration ict, 1880." during the first week in January JBB£. Tlje att'4tion_'of;SU persons having ponsessioß bf atil does is particularly directed lothe above Acl wnich ciinpels the registrson of overyjdog under k penalty of £5. 6s, inclmliig collar ana badge. 1 BROWN,*!' , ' Cmoil Chstolwiii.'