WHY I SUPPORTS RENALL.

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 3, Issue 943, 6 December 1881, Page 2

WHY I SUPPORTS RENALL.

|To the Hed Hitter of the Daily.] 'Onered Sok, —i 'now yer a gemmau wots fond uv fer.'.pla,. cos i seed yer Vwatchin 2 dorgs fitin,>>and yer aid yer oped the big un.ud waUup tlie little un. ; Suiytav bin in the eontry fore ears, an, i ham a hindependent he-lecterHtbanks. to Muster Rennl or. Sur George, i ■dtmnK : , wich on em as gev us the Ihnch eyes'A But I tell yer strate im gdjOrgte ''tof\ the old un, Rennl, an souHkite, ah Bo's lots uv its stashun bosses thinks ye is goin in fur Beethuih, but we haint I i'll tell yer vat set us Beeihurn an vy vo is fur the old in, Eennl. Now, es this yer letter is gjin ter be a long un, i is goin' to does yn duz, divide em in parts; jes jiv ■''■ -j• Bee-thum fust. Sesmi mate to i, " Bill, vat av we got agin im ?" Cuss me ejes ef i no at fust til I think uv the Finanser Poliea. Ses Jo to i, "Bill, drop th'Jm eye long jaur.braking wurds, yer no've aint no skollards like yu." '"Jesso," ses i, " i will drop em wen i speke to the hignorant sesi." Didnt Bee-thum stick threppunoe onto Beer, an nowit eorsts us. 2 hob moor to git tite; an aint he a swell, an aint it our dooty to bust em up an git all the land dervided ao ve ken all uv us as a smiling oinestead an set roun our' keg uv beer-no i meen fig tree ? Ses Jo to i, " Thats good, but oos goin to'clu '"•' the werk ?" Ses i to im, >" Vy Chirieymen. Dont yer see veuve put Rennl in the 'ouse, an ven we busts up them • swells, Rennl ull be made Guvner, an e'U : send a man-o-war to Chiner an ketch a lot on em." Ses Jo," I'll vote fer Reniil, stnke me bline ev i wunt" (Jo's orful fer kussro). Then sesi" Wat pruves Bee-:. , thum haint tlier man es tliet oii the pubs es agin im. Ses von pub vore i 'ed a ■■ booze, 'Bill, vote fur Eennl. He's a good mi. Ho's agiu the beer tacks and all uther tacks. Rennl ud make thorn ere swells pay hevarythmk vatessliepo." Ses the pub to i," Aint it a kusit shame " tu mek me pay 40 puuds ayer fura licens ? Yen Rennl gits in e'll du vay vid it, an i wunt put so much water in yer grog." "Jes so," ses i, "i'll vote fur the:old ' man Rennl becus i yerd im tork an i like im; i like them ycrna uv his'n.: Ho : meks yer larf ven he tells yer vat he done ; 40 ears ago. i yerd im tell that yam about old Biutley on the Devil. Oh. I Kriky,iwosniabußtinwith larfin. Then ' ven o torks uv them chaps in the' Hupper ouse dont e pitch into em? dont 'e sling it into em ? i was nigh a crying ven i yerd im tell uv the ardshipß e vent thru ven e fust cum to Master' ■ town en put is mill hup-owe found' werk fev lots nv is feller men an owe ni bust hisself falling bush—an ow kind e ' vos to a feller kalled Ned Jones or Capn Jones-owe got that ere feller a fine ■ property, an ow that ere feller turned round on im. Ses i to mi mate jo, " Rennl es a good art." Ses he, " Kns my eyes iv e aint." Ven Rennull hup an told us all about em Trustee chaps, ow tha vas goin to jump a lot uv land belougin'to Rennull an the orfans ov the erly settlers; Ho menshund Jo lorns as one uv the horfans, so that ere pore horfon lies seen the erer ov is ways an is goin agin the haristokrats, an is goin to vote fur Rennl, whois goin to giv tliet | horphan a share uv No. 42 (tliet is ven he | gets it). Now Muster Head bitter i vil j tell yer vot a feller sed vot cum up to ' our stashun a nmnin down our favorit, ! Eennl. Ses he, "Vklb Rennell dp. [ besides jorin an ov tellin uther fellers/ vat to do? Ses e, Rennelwudntwert " nor pay any von to to vork fur im.l' Then e sed as ow Renall ad gut lots uv land an wudnt dn enything with it. Thet ere tork riled me. Ses i, " Yere piohing it tew strong, ole hoso; haint there a lot uv Chineemen and Skandya livin on is land ?" Then e vent on tew pich inter Rennl about this land an lots ov uther ■ things, an as ow Rennl alius begins lots ■ ov things an nivnr flushes em. Ven my mate an I ears orl about is private life (ve vas aviug a hinncrcent game ov poker for stiks ev terbackor) ve voted that that feller wbr a spy an a runnin doun a hinnersent old man. Ve gev im 5 minits ter deer or ve ould bust is ed in, He cleered. Then mi mates an i thort ov orl that feller sed, on es they aint lied much lerniu they orl axes me wat i thort nvit. Sesi, "Luk yer, chaps, wudnt all ' uv us du vot the nld un dun; we wudnt he sesh fulos ter werk ef ve ad branes en got uthers to werk fur üb. Hes fer hedicashmi, vy tlio uld man tolls yer es owe ; aint ad eny eept frem good books an i noospepers (i alius reeds the Newgate ciilnnder an perlico gazet, thots ow i ham ;' soyel hup in porletiks). An esterees beginuin lots uv things en nut finishen em, i spose e aint got time, es he lies to ; vach em bloated haristokrats vots a robbin us. An es fer is lendm rauney ter is freends at a igh rate, thas nu'ffin ter nobody (I vonco vos ard up arter a booze en i vent ter my uncle with the 3 balls en e lent i 5 bob un a new coat fur 2 weeks an iad ter pay him 10 hobs). We ud all dn tlier same ef vead er show, i think, Mister Hedhitter, i ansurd all that fellers hohjections agin my frend Renull, an i tell yer strate ill du all i ken ter git tho uld man in the ouse (i dont mean work ouse or mad ouae, but Parlemeut ouse). I ope yu ill be on the uld man's side tu, en rite prutty strong like tother peper, the * vot tells all ter voto fur Ronaill, en elp ter bust up our bossess, and ses as ow Brittens shant bo slaves, i bet ve shant bo slavos or slaveya either ven ve kin git Chineemen to dn our werk. Afore i konklude i gevs yer a void uv wisdnm-votfl lev Renall, cos ven i an my mate Joo cums doun on polling day, en ef ve gets a fue drinks in U6 veil smash yer winders in es ve yusod ter do in the ould cuntry on lectslmn days, an got pade fer doin it. With my best luv to yer, I ham von uv Mister Renulls hup country committa, Bill Stingek.