A Danbury man found something offensive in his last dozen eggs, and took the dealer to task, " What is the matter with them ?" asked the dealer. "They ain't good," was the reply. " Well, that isn't to be wondered at," was the apologetic rejoinder. " Hens are drove so now, they ain't expected to be as particular as usual." " John," asked a dotcorcf the apothecary's boy, " did Mrs Green get the medicine I ordered'!"" I guess so," replied John, " for I saw crape on the door-knob this morning."
IUSTEETON QUADRILLE CLUB MEMBERS are requested to pay all subscriptions in arrear without further notice, to the undersigned. G. BENTLEY, 281 Hon. Secretary. TJi M P 0 R I U M MASTERTON. F. W. HALES, GENERAL IMPORTER Drapery and Clothing . } Boots and Shoes I Ironmongery Crockery and Gla'sware, Fancy Goods, &c. TAILORING DONE ON THE PREMISES. WINES AND SPIRITS OF THE BEST Sub-Agent for South British Insurance Co. Agent for New Zealand Times and Mail.
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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 2, Issue 281, 4 October 1879, Page 3
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161Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 2, Issue 281, 4 October 1879, Page 3
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