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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 2, Issue 271, 23 September 1879, Page 2

Who first discontinued a newspaper? Joshua, when he stoped the " Sun 1 " When Johnny was questioned as to why his engagement with Mis 3 H. had been broken off, he rolled his eyes, looked very much pained, and groaned, "0! she turned out a deceiver," But he forgot to mention that lie was the gay deceiver whom she had turned out, Mr Edison is not able to prevent the noise on the elevated railway. He has got a contrivance to stop the noise, and ho has discovered where the noise comes from and knows where the noise goes to, but don't appear to be able to find any place between to put the machine. A young wife remonstrated with her husband, a dissipated spendthrift, on his conduct. "Love," said he, "I am like the prodigal son; I shall reform by-and-by." "I will be like the prodigal son, too," she replied, " for I will rise and go to my father."

Balance sheet of the masterton AND OPAKI JOCKEY CLUB, 1878 79. Dit, £ s. d. To sums expended on course .. 48 19 3 Paid in stakes 265 0 0 Pent and law expenses .. 44 1 4 Printing and advertising 17 2 D Sundries .. 1615 0 Balance at Bank of N.Z .. 35 2 £395 5 6 Cr. , £s, d, By balance credit from last year 515 6 Members subscriptions .. 40 0 0 Sale of privileges ~ .. 153 0 0 Entries, acceptances, andnomitions 102 10 0 Subscriptions 93 18 0 £395 3 6 J, lORNS, Secretary. Audited and found correct. J. C. FEHGUSSON, W. SELLAR, 271 Auditors. T 0 SURVEYOR TENDERS will be received by the undi signed up to SATURDAY, the 27th ins: for subdividing the property of the la] Henry Bannister on tho Opaki into 50 ani 100-acre sections, For further particulars and data apply at the office of C. F. Gawith. The loweit or any tender not necessarily 0. F, GAWITH, Solicitor, Masterton. 22nd Sept,, 1879. 273 T 0 PAINTERS kc, TENDERS will be received till 7 p m, on FRIDAY next 26th inst., for painting, &c., a cottage in Perry-street, Specification can be seen on application to the undersigned, to whom tenders are to be sent. Lowest or any tender not necessarily ac--271 W. PERRY,