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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 292, 6 December 1902, Page 4

Pair Hostess : Going? are you not fond of music ?” Visitor : “ Well—er — the fact is—l am !” The worst example of the "bicycle fice” is that of the man who does not own a wheel himself, bat keeps coming around to borrow yours. “Men’lldo anything for money,” said Plodding Pete. “ Yes,” replied Meandering Mike. “ Some fellows’ll even work fur it,” Talk about despair, you ought to see the face of the boy when the circus tent blows down just as he has paid for his admission. Baron : “ Show me the most startling thing you have.” Tailor; *• Certainly, Mr. Baron ; you shall see your bill in a moment.” He : “I believe I will propose to her by telephone. Do you think she will accept me ?” She : She ought to if you ring her up properly.” “ I guess it’s lime to go,” Remarked at last the here, “ An excellent guess,” she answered ; " Why din’t you guess before ?”