‘Sleepless’ wants to know—“ What would you give a dog to prevent its barking at night?” “ Give it away.” Teecher : “ A roan bought 31b of meat for Is (id, a can of tomatoes for 4d, and some potatoes for 2Jd. Now what does that make?” Bright scholar : “ Soup I” Mother ; “You are at the foot of the spelling class again, are you ’’’ Boy : “ Yes’m.” Mother: “ How did that happen ?” Boy ; “ Got too many z’« in scissors I”
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 247, 26 August 1902, Page 1
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77Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 247, 26 August 1902, Page 1
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