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A tall, green sort of a well-dressed fellow walked into an East-end public the other day, where they were talking politics in a high key, and stretching himself up to his full height, exclaimed in a loud voice : " Where are the Socialists ? Show me a Socialist, gentlemen, and I'll show you a liar." In an instant a man stood before the inquirer ia a warlike attitude and exclaimed : " I am a Socialist, sir ! " " You are ? " " Yes, sir, I am." "Well, just you step round the corner with me and I'll show you a fellow who said I couldn't find a Socialist in the house. Ain't he a liar, I should like to know ? " Desmond : If you buy this elegant fur coat, Dorothy, how are we ever going to pay for it?- Dorothy: On, don't let's talk ab >ut two things at once i Let's talk about the ooat.

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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 226, 8 July 1902, Page 3

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149

Clippings. Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 226, 8 July 1902, Page 3

Clippings. Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 226, 8 July 1902, Page 3

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