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Mrs Spratt (vigorously shaking her spouse : " John ! John ! There a burglar ;in the house." ! Mr Spratt (protesting) :** Look here, jJane, it, instead of shaking the life out | of me, you'd go and shake that burglar, you'd be doing some good." Ida : " They say Maud didti't succeed as a nurse in South Africa." May : "No ; she aroused the patient every few minutes to ask him if he was resting easy." Teacher : "Johnnie, you must briDg an excuse for being absent yesterday from the head of your family." Johnnie : " She's away, ma'am ; I'll have to get it from me fader." Ned (at the club) :'« Where's Tom ? He is generally here at this time," Fred : " Tom will be away for some day?. He bought a bicycle yesterdayi Then he thought it would be ' such a pleasure to be able to ride.' Now he writes that it would be ' such a pleaaura to bo able to walk."
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 214, 10 June 1902, Page 4
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154Clippings. Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 214, 10 June 1902, Page 4
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