‘ What was the cause of the trouble in the women’s club ? ’ ‘The majority adopted a resolution limiting the time of each woman for speaking on any question to three hours.’ He : ‘ It is a pleasure to meet a woman who has a sense of humour.’ She : • But, really, one doesn't need a sense of humour to laugh at the things you say*' Lady; 1 Yes, Hope and Charity is right; but what is it we all need to make us happy ? ’ Small girl: ‘ 'Usbands, | miss.' The suicide of the diabolical Governor of Shansi by swallowing gold-leaf is ascribed to a consciousness of inward 'gilt. Pertly: ‘ la your wife entertaining this year ? ’ Smartly : ‘ Not very.’ It is unfortunate that duty sometimes calls when we have do many other calls. There are no doubt some warriors who prefer to meet a foetnan who is not worthy of their steel.
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 188, 10 April 1902, Page 4
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147Page 4 Advertisements Column 7 Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 188, 10 April 1902, Page 4
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