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*' Do you mean to tell ma that Barnes Termor smashed his wheel just because the tyre got puactured ? The idiot ! " " That is what he did. Ha said he would allow no confounded inanimate thing of steel and rubber to hiss at him." Mra. Baldwin (reading) : An aminent scientist says that the common house fly can make 600 strokes with its wings in a second. Mr. Baldwin : Well, perhaps it can> but the pesky thing never does it when it has a chance to loaf around a man's bald spot and tickle him. Bertie: Ma, dear, typewriting isn't like handwriting, is it ? Mamma : No, Bertio; what make* you think thib, dear t Bonis : : 'Cause I heard pap» at the office say to the typewriter girl, " What a beautiful baaiV She : Why won't have gems champagne ? You know I like it ? He : I cim't afford it. She : You 'said, when you a»ked me to come out with you, «* Expense is not object with me." He : Quite right. An object is some thing you aim at. Now, I don't aim a expense. I want to avoid it. See T
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 156, 23 January 1902, Page 3
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187Clippings. Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 156, 23 January 1902, Page 3
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