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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume IV, Issue 152, 14 January 1902, Page 4

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Hußband : Yes, dear, yoa look nice id that dress; but it cost jae a heap of money. Wife : Freddie, dear, what do I care for money when it is a question of pleasing you> One asked his triend why he, being sd tall and large a man himself, had married |so small a wife. "Why, friend," said he, "I thought you had known that of all evils we ehould choose the least," Husband : Tell me you love me. fire 01? six times in a loud voice, darling ? Wife : why ? Husband: There's a girl in thenex* room who jilted me once, and I want to make her mad. Crying at weddings has gone out of fashion. Smilin gis the thing now, and the .bridegroom not made to feel as vhough he was a hard hearted pirate and iuccaneer, who is ruthlessly destroying a lappy home. This is a big improvement.