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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 135, 30 November 1901, Page 1

Clippings.

THE USUAL FATE. Brown—“ You look as if -you. had the blues.” Robinson—** So I have. Ive lost m f beautiful new silk umbrella." “ Where did you leave it ?” “ I didn’t leave it anywhere. The owner met me and took it away from me.”—Spare Moments." GREAT INDUCEMENT. “ This bicycle lam selling,” soid the agent, “is provided with an attachment which no other wheel possesses, and which no learn, r should be without," “Indeed; what is that?’ ** An accident policy TOO MUCH FOR HIM. “ Bluffly says that he cannot stand the mental strain of married life much longer,” “ What in the world is there to so tat his mind ?,’ “ Manufacturing - excuses for getting home late at night," THE DOLLAR STORE. “ This is a dollar store, isn’t it?” asked Gareoyle, as he presented himself at the counter of a prominent bank, “ No, sir,” replied the teller, severely { ** this is a«bank.” v Well, what’s the difference ?”-* Harlem Life. FINE EXERCISE. “This bicycle craze has done men world of good,’l declared Bloomley, ■ “ Why, you don’t ride ?" No, -but I’ve been * knocked a total qt at ie&st 1000 feet and have rtb miles in my efforts to dodge sebrohem.”

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