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The man who repairs watches never complain of working a little overtime. The id valid realises that he is on the high road to recovery whoa he Sees the doctor’s bill. Some men are so busy blowing their own horfas that they can’t hear the factory whistle coaxing them to come to work; Customer: “ And do you guarantee these trousers »U WoOl 1" Ikoy ; “ Veil, tbir, I von’t detheivo yer;, the bu: fconth ith brath»” First Stranger: “ I say, that’s my umbrella you have ?” Second Stranger; “ I don’t doubt it, sir II bought it at the pawnshop.’ ' ' Translated.—•E'irst Actor - : “ I moved the audience to teaars in my death, scene, SCcond Actor ; “ Yes, they knsw that you weren’t really ddad. w Laura i “ While Jack Was cS’Urig the other evening, he made the statement that he would kiss me or die in the attempt.” Bel!0: “Yes” (After a pause.) “Wd he kigS you;” Laura ! < You haven’t read any account of Jack’s .death in the papers, bwe you I’ ; :
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 111, 5 October 1901, Page 3
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168Clippings. Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 111, 5 October 1901, Page 3
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