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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 100, 10 September 1901, Page 3

HOW HE KNEW.

*' Sir, M aaid » fierce lawyer, "do you, on your oath, swear that this is not your handwriting V "I think not." " Doob it resemble your writing ?" " I can't say it does," the witness continued.

"Do yon swear that lb does not resemble your writing?" "1.d0." "D > yoa take your oath that this writing doss not resemble yours ?" "r-*-s,sir." •♦■Now. how do yoa know?" M 'Cause 1 can't writs." PABLOUB CONJURING. 'Hare are two good treks well worth trying. Get a basin of water, and arrange ft number of matohet on the surface in the form of a star. When the intteh heads are meely together in the centre of the basia, tones the water with a piece of soap. Like a little boy, they will ran •way from it aa fast aa they oao; The matetys will make for the side of the baaln without the least posifble delay* Then take out the soap and touch the water with a piece of sugar, and yog will see a strange sight. Ail the tnatahat will return to the oen>re of }be basin, and appear to. feed on the sugar with 6be greatest avidity* - _ .

, A Frenob statistician hasHestenflated tb*t" the - BQOO yard* in reading an novel. Toe average iuiniui being is auppOHed to get through HBO 6 mites of reading ia a fllsliU3leV^^ v j^ u,< V^ r iVV^ r *_ " Tussicara (WUd Cherry ; Balm); a «ar«llon B remedy for a winter Lngh or se«; a P .w«fmni ai ul l v D tandtr ß iß wa|aiatv|^ ap JjSfj SsWt&ss?Ws