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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 199, 7 September 1901, Page 3

HE’S A GOOD ’UN. Finding nyaett In the company of* well-known pugilist recently, I determined to profit by the occasion, *ad raised' several knotty point! (or hi* advice. "In the event oi being eaddenly attacked, say, in a etreet row, what would yon advise me to de ?* " First/* he replied, “ take off yonr coat. The other chap will do the same, and while hie arms are behind his back yon stiffen him oat. He’ll not get op again: he won't want any more." “ Bat supposing he does get ap and does want more Y" " Then you do the disappearing trick; he's a good 'no/' ANOTHER AMERICAN WONDER. Scene: A lonely mad. Enter tourist, Tourist t " Wnat is this ? A penny-in-(he-slot machine here in this wild place T And how what does the sign say?” (Beads); " Drop a penny in-th« slot and get a surprise." " Well, that is a very good idea, I will just try • it/* (Dropi in a penny.) " Why, the things got a revolver pointed at me, and here is a new sign oome into view(Reads) 5 , ■ Drop in all your money and y our watch, or I'll explode in thirty seoenda." " Great Soot ! I must hurry I Here they go i Bobbed by machinery, 1 declare 7"

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