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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 190, 17 August 1901, Page 3

•‘Do you think it safe for y-<u to wear knieker-bockara, young man? said a stout old golfer to a spindle shanked youth. “ Yes. Why not 1” “ YoU might he arrested foe having no visible means of support ” An Irishman went into a public-house in Sydney and called for a glass, of whisky and Water. Having tasted it, he exclaimed l - “ Which did you put in first, the whisky or the wa>er ?” " The whisky, of course,” the publican leplied, “Ah, well, says Pat, “maybe Oi’ll come to it by-and-bye,” Mrs Cnmsonbsak —I wonder what Will be the prevailing color of girls’ waists this season. . • ' MrCrimsonbeab—Well, i! they beep on lacing as tight a» nenal, I think it w uld be a safe gambe to say that they will be black and blue.” He —Who is that Ugly looking girl standing at the side of the post ? She—Sir, I want you to understand th t eh* is my sister, , *. He—You misunderstand me, I mean the girl to the left of the post, She—That is also one of my sisters.. He— Allow me to congratulate you on having the meanest looking lot of rel*. tivet f have ever seen in all iny lifs.— New York JotucnkU ;