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Wairarapa Times-Age, 8 July 1943, Page 5

SOLDIERS' PARCELS SUGGESTION. — Letter alter letter says: "Send Pulmonas, we need them here!” Dangerous irritation in breathing passages quickly relieved by Pulmonas. Cough and cold germs destroyed by powerful, soothing, antiseptic vapours. Pd* monas are safe and sure. Send a tin to the boys. In tins, Pulmonas, 1/2, 1/9, 2/9, chemists and stores. Manufacturers: Stacey Bros., Ltd., Khyber Pass Road, Auckland. 0 practicable.”

Shades of departed philosophers, grieve not. « We will not harrow your feelings again. SORRY, AESOP, OLD BOY ■ ■ ©Upon a time, saith Aesop, lived a certain Commercial Traveller who dealeth extensively in the Raiment of Men, and who was very wide Between the Ears. And when the Alarums sounded, he visited this one and that one, and saith unto them, "Behold! In my Business House are many garments, but this will not always be so. For on a certain day, supplies shall diminish apace, and not so far hence, either. So in for thy chop an thou desirest to remain beloved by thy customers.” ©But there were some who mocked, saying, “Hooey” and “Bull,” and such unkind words. “Thou lookest,” said they, "only to the putting of a fat commission in thine pocket, and to that end doth attempt to cause the breeze to blow upwards around" us with tall tales.” And they heeded him not. ©But others whose Domes contained else than Solid Ivory lent him their ear, for to them had come similar thoughts. And they bought of his • wares with abandon, stocking themselves even to the Ears. ©And thus did they, because of their fpre- • thought, become honoured by their fellows. For such is the way of men that they desire their wants to be satisfied. ©Reap thou the results of their sowing, O my Brethren, by calling very rapidly for thy Winter Garments upon . BULLI'CKBLACKMORE Ltd. QUEEN STREET--MASTERTON