At an up-country concert. Chairman (a J.P.): “The next item on the programme, ladies and gentlemen, is a duet—by Mr Huptrees.” Mr Uptrees here approached the chairman with: “I can’t perform a duet by myself! That would be a solo. Miss Jones and I will play a duet.” Chairman (rising with due gravity): “Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Huptrees says ’es unable to perform a duet by himself, but Mr Jones and he will play a solo.”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 5 March 1943, Page 5
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