The dumb blonde on a country ramble whispered: “George, I think you’re wonderful.” “Mary,” answered George, “I think you’re ditto.” The dumb blonde pondered over this, and on the way back they met Jollop, the farmer. She took him aside, and said: “Jollop, what does ditto mean?” “Well,” said Jollop, “you see that pig over there.” “Yes.” “Well, that pig next to it is ditto to the first one.” And that’s how George came to get his face slapped.
“KWIK-TAN” FOR SUN-TAN. Prevents Sunburn and Windburn, and produces “a perfect Sun-tan quickly.” 1/10 per tube. From J. V. Gordon, M.P.S., Chemist, Cosy Theatre Building, Masterton.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 6 January 1943, Page 5
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105Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Wairarapa Times-Age, 6 January 1943, Page 5
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