Enter ing a crowded restaurant, the gentleman placed his order for a sardine sandwich. "Would you like the dorn estic or imported,” said the waiter. “TT.e domestic are 15 cents, the imported. 25 cents." "The domestic, please. r .»'hy should 1 pay their fare over?” A Russian General. KillermorlofT, Was troubled for years with a terrible cough: The army blanched and shook at the knees Whenever they heard his appalling sneeze; They lost their sleep, and their tempers, too I As. had you been there, I’m sure would you), But thejr joys increased, and their cares war o fewer When he cabled for Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. 2$
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 3 June 1941, Page 4
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108Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Wairarapa Times-Age, 3 June 1941, Page 4
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