An Irishman, inviting a friend to his wedding anniversary, explained how to find him in the apartment where he lived. “Come to the seventh floor,” he said, “and when you see the letter - D on the door, push the button with your elbow, and when the door opens put your foot against it.” “Why do I have to use my elbow and my foot?” asked his friend. “Well, for heaven’s sake-” exclaimed the Irishman, “you’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 17 April 1941, Page 2
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80Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Wairarapa Times-Age, 17 April 1941, Page 2
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