Window cleaner: ‘’May I clean your windows today, sir?” Householder: “No certainly not. They do not need cleaning.” Window-cleaner: “Perhaps you'd allow me to give your spectacles a wipe, sir?”
WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILEWithout Calomel —And You'll Jump out oi Bed in the Morning Full of Vim. The liver should pour out two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels daily. If this bile is not flowing freely, your food doesn’t digest. It just decays in the bowels. Wind bloats up your stomach. You get constipated. Your whole system is poisoned and you feel sour, tired and weary, and the world looks blue. Laxatives are only makeshifts. A mere bowel movement doesn’t get. at the cause. It takes those good old Carter’s Little Liver Pills to get those two pounds of bile flowing freely and make you feel ‘‘up and up.” Harmless, gentle, yet amazing in making bile flow freely. Ask for CARTER'S Little Liver Pills by mirne. Stubbornly refuse anything else. 1/7.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 7 March 1941, Page 8
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