A lady about to leave London for New Zealand was seriously advisecl to provide herself with very warm clothing. “Why?” she asked. “Oh, it’s awfully cold out there, don’t you know?” replied the adviser. "It’s the place where all the frozen mutton comes from.”
Young Angus had been out for the evening with his best. girl. When he arrived home he found his father still silling up. Father: Have you been out with your lassie again? Young Angus: Yes. Dad. but why do you lodk so worried? Father: I was just wondering how much the evening cost'. Angus: Not more than ha-lf-a-crown, Dad. Why? Father: Well, that was nol so much Angus: It was all she had.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 27 December 1940, Page 6
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