Levy: "Hello. Cohen. What's the matter? You look as if you are in pain." Cohen: "1 am in pain: it's my shoes." Levy: "What's wrong with your shoes?" Cohen: "They are two sizes too small." Levy: "Why don't you buy larger shoes?" Cohen: "See. Levy. I was unlucky. My wife left me. My daughter ran away with some good-for-nothing fellow, and my son is a waster. The only pleasure I have left is when I come home and take off my shoos."
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 18 April 1940, Page 7
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