The notorious philanderer went into the jeweller's shop. "I would like to see some engagement rings." “About what price, sir?" “Oh. something for a little affair that would last about three weeks.” An absent-minded professor of biology was lecturing his class. "I propose to show you,” he said, “a specimen of a dissected frog which I have in this parcel." He untied the parcel, and disclosed an egg and some sandwiches. He scratched his head. "I could have sworn 1 ate my lunch," he said.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 13 January 1940, Page 8
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85Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Wairarapa Times-Age, 13 January 1940, Page 8
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