Assistant (showing huge rolls of linoleum): “I am afraid, madam, we have shown you all our stock, but we could procure more from our factory.” Lady: "Well, perhaps you'd better. You see, I want something of a neater pattern and quite small—just a little square for my bird cage!" A clergyman who advertised for an organist received the following reply: "Dear Sir. I notice you have a vacancy for an organist and music teacher, either gentleman or lady. Having been both for several years, 1 beg to apply for the position!’’
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 12 January 1940, Page 5
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91Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Wairarapa Times-Age, 12 January 1940, Page 5
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