An Irishman, hearing a rumour that his bank had suspended payment, rushed round to withdraw his money. “How would you like it?" asked the clerk. “In big bills or little ones?" “Oh. I don’t want it at all if you’ve got it." replied the Irishman. “But if you haven't, I must have it,”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 5 January 1940, Page 7
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