Bank: Were you ever disappointed in love? Hank: Yes, twice. Bank: Really! What happened? Hank: The first girl jilted me, the second didn't. “Gosh, what a night,” said an Irishman at the party. "It’s simply pouring." "You can’t go home in that downpour,” remarked the host. "You’d better stay the night with us.” The Irishman disappeared, returning an hour later, dripping wet. "Where have you been?” asked his host. "Home for my pyjamas.” replied the Irishman.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 23 December 1939, Page 8
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