Landlady: “If you don't stop playing that saxophone you’ll drive me crazy.” Sax Player: “Guess it’s too late. I stopped playing an hour ago.” A lecturer, suspecting that publicity would lessen attendance' at repeat performances, asked the reporter of a local paper not to publish his address. The reporter’s version was this: “Mr Smith delivered an excellent lecture in the church hall. He told some very good stories, but, unfortunately, they cannot be published.”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 28 October 1939, Page 10
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74Untitled Wairarapa Times-Age, 28 October 1939, Page 10
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