When Smith walked into his friend’s office he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hullo, old man,” said Smith, “what’s up?” “Oh, just my wife,” replied the other sadly. “She’s gone and engaged a new secretary for me.” “Well, there’s nothing wrong about that. Is she a blonde or a brunette?” “There’s plenty wrong. He’s bald.”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 20 May 1939, Page 9
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