Said a well-known man to his companion at a cocktail party: “I hate that fellow. If I had a red-hot poker I’d ram the cold end down his throat.” “Why the cold end?” asked iris companion. “To stop tlie silly beggar pulling it out!”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 25 March 1939, Page 8
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44Untitled Wairarapa Times-Age, 25 March 1939, Page 8
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