Patient: Doctor, I feel aches and pains all over, and I can hardly move a limb. Doctor: You’re a little stiff. Patient: I came to be cured, not to be insulted.
London Magistrate: What made you think the prisoner was drunk? Constable: Well, your worship, he puts a penny in a letter-box, then he looks up at the town clock and says: “Good gracious, I've gone up two stone.”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 31 January 1939, Page 6
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