Two golfers playing an important match were annoyed by a slow couple in front of them. At one hole there was a particularly long wait. One of the offending couple dawdled on the fairway, while his companion searched industriously in the rough. At length the waiting couple on the tee could contain their patience no longer. “Why don't you help your friend to find his ball?" one shouted indignantly. “Oh, he’s got his ball,” the man blandly replied, "he’s looking for his club."
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 23 December 1938, Page 9
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