Resort Hotel Manager: “Mr Goofus, come out here and look at this marvellous sunset.” Cautious Goofus: “How much extra is it?”
Said the circus proprietor to the lion tamer: “What do you mean by going off to dinner and leaving the cage unfastened? Anybody might have nipped in and taken the lien!”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 17 December 1938, Page 3
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