First policeman: “It’s a publicity gag, I tell you!” Second policeman: “What is?” First policeman: “Diana Dearheart, the actress, just phoned in and said she had lost some pork chops in a taxi cab.” He was very angry with his tailor. “Why, the first time I buttoned this coat it split down the back,” he stormed. “That shows how well we sew the buttons on, sir,” was the calm reply.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 23 September 1938, Page 2
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70Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Wairarapa Times-Age, 23 September 1938, Page 2
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