A young man gave a graphic description of a narrow escape that he had recently had from an enraged bull. “I seized him by the tail,” he exclaimed, “an’ there I was! I was afraid to hold on, and I dare not let go!” "Between the horns of a dilemma, as it were,” ventured a young lady, very much distressed. “No,” replied the young man. "I wasn't between the horns at all; an', besides, he wasn't a dilemma, he was a Jersey!”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 24 June 1938, Page 4
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