Cheaper:—Dentist: “My fee will be five dollars. Do you want me to extract the front tooth.” Angus: “I should say not. I’ll pick a fight on my way home.” A lecturer, wishing to explain to a little girl the manner in which a lobster casts its shell when it has outgrown it, said, “What do you do when you have outgrown your clothes? You throw them aside, don’t you?” “Oh, no,” replied the little one, “we let out the tucks!” ,
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 1 June 1938, Page 3
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