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DAME RUMOUR.

HOW NEWS SPREADS. " I havk called, Mrs Brown," said our reporter, " to ascertain the truth of the rumour that has reached us of your having recently suffered from a severe attack of rheumatism.'' .*% " It is quite true, but lam now happy to relate that I feel as well as I ever did. I have been suffering on and off from rheumatism for the last five years, and the slightest change in the weather used to give me most awful twinges. It chiefly affected my arms, and I can assure you, sir, that it took me all my time to do my hair. This complaint appeared to affect my entire system, and as to the money I have spent in doctors" advice and so-called remedies, why it makes me positively disgusted to think of. I begau to think that if my sufferings continued life was not worth living. I remember one day, as I was sitting by the fire and endeavouring to employ my mind by reading the ' Evening News,' that an advertisement caught my eye headed ' Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People ' cures Rheumatism, Sciatica, &c." Now, having wasted so much money already, 1 was at first loth to try any more advertised medicines, but I thought in for a penny in for a pound, so I invested in three boxes of this specific. When I told my husband I was going in for a course of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, he said, " Oh, you are going to chuck away some more money, are you ?' " I said ' Yes, I am,' ami glad am I that I ran the risk of ' chucking away some more money,' for I am happy to te'l you that they have done me all the good in the world. Talk about the new woman, why I feel now a brand new woman, and my husband only this morning said to me ' Well, you certa'nly look the ' pink ' of perfection now. 1 suppose it is your Pi'.ik Pills that have done it.' And so it is. Not only have I lost my rheumatic pains, but my appetite has returned, and I can now enjoy my food." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are not like other medicines, and their effects are permanent. Nothing el eis so prompt in pulling up the system when, from some temporary depression or otherwi.se, tone is needed. They have cured more than fifty-five hundred cases of diseases arising from impoverished blood, such as amemia, pale and sallow complexion, muscular weakness, depression of spirits, less of appetite, palpitation of tire heart, shortness of breath, pains in the back, nervous headache, loss of memory, parly decay, all forms of female weakness, hysteria, paralysis, locomotor ataxy, rheumatism arid sciatic;,, scrofula, rickets, hip-joint diseases, chronic erysipelas, consumption of the Lor.-els and lungs. The genuine pills are sold only in wooden boxes, about two inches in length, in a white wrapper with the full name, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills fcr Palo People, printed irr red. They arc never sold in bulk, or from glass jars, and any dealer who offers substitutes iir this form should be avoided. In case of doubt it is better to surd direct to the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Wellington, N.Z., enclosing the price, S 3 a box, or six boxes for 15s IM. These pills arc not a purgative, aird they contain nothing that could injure the most delicate.

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Waikato Argus, Volume III, Issue 187, 23 September 1897, Page 4

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DAME RUMOUR. Waikato Argus, Volume III, Issue 187, 23 September 1897, Page 4

DAME RUMOUR. Waikato Argus, Volume III, Issue 187, 23 September 1897, Page 4

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