'Warts and all'
"Warts," said Jim Simons, Labour Party Candidate for the King Country, "are going to be vital in this election and the Prime Minister's lot have grabbed the total New Zealand wart supply." "I have contacted rent-a-wart and they told me there is a wart freeze as of the Prime Minister's announcement that he would be fighting the election warts and all. Warts should be freely available to all wart-loving New Zealanders and it is a gross abuse of executive power that wart regulations should be drawn up without first consulting the Pimple and Wart Board," Jim
Simons said. "If the P.M. wants to fight the election on warts that's fine by me," said Mr Simons. "After all, he doesn't have any other issues." "But," he added, "these wart controls will lead to further wart controls and there are signs of the pimple market drying up altogether. The result will be the same as the interest rate controls and mortgage regulations — underground warts will thrive and there are already indications of a booming black wart market." "It makes me boil," he said.
Jim
i Simons
Labour Candidate for King Country
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Waimarino Bulletin, Volume 2, Issue 4, 26 June 1984, Page 12
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192'Warts and all' Waimarino Bulletin, Volume 2, Issue 4, 26 June 1984, Page 12
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