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Wairoa Bell, Volume V, Issue 207, 21 July 1893, Page 2

You take a silver dollar and lay it on a shelf for a year and you still have a silver dollar. But you lay a man on a shelf for a* year and he becomes a skeleton. That is the solution ofjthecapital and labor problem. It is all very well to talk about rising in the world. Can you rise early in the morning ? If the old proverb “ Care killed a cat ” is true, then when a man goes cat-hunting, be should take care. Flirts are like fiddles —no good without beaux. The'shortness of life is very often owing to the irregularities of the liver. Incledon being one day at Tattersall‘s, Suett, who happened to be there, too, asked him if be was come to buy horses. “ Yes, ” said Incledon ; “ but what are you come here for ? Do you think, Dicky, you could till the difference between a horse and an ass ?” “Oh, yes,” said Suett, “If you were among IbOO horses I should know you immediately.