Miscellaneous.

Wairoa Bell, Volume V, Issue 194, 21 April 1893, Page 7

Miscellaneous.

4 Special Notice ! !—A man is specially engaged on the promises to do all the swear ■ mg, shouting, and cursing that is required in this e dablishmcnt. A dog is also kept to do all the barking. Our fighting man, or ctruckor out, has won seventy-five prize fights, has never been beaten, and is a splendid shot with a revolver. An undertaker calls here every morning for orders.’

It was a very honest old Dutch judge in Schoharie County, who listened for several hours to the argument of counsel, and then said 4 Dis case has been ferry ably argued on both sid -s, and dare ’nave been some forry nice boints of law brought up. I shall duke dree days to gonsider these boints, but I shall ewentually teeide for de blaintifi’.’ Rev. Plink Plunk on Reformation.— 4 Reformation, deah breddern, doan consist in gittin’ up in chu’ch on Sunday mawnin’ and yellin’ 4 Praise de Lavvd ’ and den tn’nin roun’ and goin’ chicken stealin’ on Sunday night In conjunxment wid dis I wish ter state dat a full breed banty rooster wus extracted from my coop las* Sunday ebenin’, an’ f ef he ain’t sent back one ob de leadin’ reformationists in dis yar flock’ll git into trouble shuah.’