WHEN NELLIE DRESSES.
I * 1 li» " ' / When Nellie goes upstairs to dress I. take a magazine And read about the .wonders of Some-far-off foreign scene; An article on men who graft, Thd> Exchange system, too; Also the editor's remarks On what next month he'll do. . j I light my pipe'and; puff away ! The while the pagel I scan, ( And read a Robert Chambers' tale About a love-sick marf. A muck-rake expert leads me through A bale of torrid stuff, Explaining how a lot df men Got rich upon a bluff. I read the advertisements next, Of collars, kodaks, cars,. And breakfast foods and underwear, - Tobacco and cigars. A liberal education I Obtain, I must confess, The evening we are going out And Nellie starts to dress-.
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Wairarapa Age, Volume XXV, Issue 10713, 11 December 1913, Page 2
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126WHEN NELLIE DRESSES. Wairarapa Age, Volume XXV, Issue 10713, 11 December 1913, Page 2
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