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Wairarapa Age, Volume XXXII, Issue 10650, 5 June 1912, Page 7

lOLLY "WOPPETT was a merry, roguish little knave. Drank her Uncle's Suratura when he went to shave. Uncle straightway cut his throat his grief it was so great. Polly wrote his funeral notice. Why should critics prate? TO NORTH and South, to East and West, the people who find life the best are those who sweeten life with zest; and life's best sweetened, you'll agree, by drinking Suratura Tea. 'VERY SUNDAY Neddy Biddle, ' parts his hair right down the middle, goes to court Widow Widdle. Very cunning widow she; gives him Suratura Tea. ' Neddy's landed, you'll agree. "EY DIDDLE DIDDLE! for - Emily Tiddle, who pawned her town lot and her cows and her fiddle, and then went away with a smile of great glee and bought up two tons—Suratura Tea! . '/ ' ■ ADVERTISER, well-known antiquary, seeks additional proof that Shakespeare wrote "Romeo and Juliet" under the stimulus of Suratura Tea. 0.W., New Zealand. 'ILLY MIXED his uncle's whiskers with a pot of glue. Willy now sits down quite gently, feeling awful blue. Uncle soaks his beard in water, while his sympathizing daughter, so that he may patient be, makes him Suratura Tea. 6a TO CHECK "OLDS' 4VmHOT with LEMON at BEDTIME.