SOMETHING FRESH
! Old Toper Tom was feeling glum, He'd toped till he was "tight"! ! The doctor said "Your system s rum, 1 But I'll soon put you right!' "Your nose is red, you're overfed And drunk! there's nothing surer: There's iust one thing for you to take And that is "aqua-pura." Give this prescription to Chemist Keen, # • And take three times a day. Old Tom's wits wandered like Ins feet. He lost it on the way. To grocer Green he went instead, And asked for "asliwah-poora. The grocer puzzled; then understood, And gave him Suratura! The days passed by, bright grew Tom's eye! His nose is nearly normal! With spritely gait, his feet walk straight, . His speech lacks nought informal. Th° doctor's fee Tom paid with glee. 'Well, Tom, how's 'aqua-pura? "Oh, Doe., it's great, I'm pleased to state When bailed with Suratura!" ) . i mmmrnmmmssxaßmw&Mim (
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Wairarapa Age, Volume XXXII, Issue 10209, 10 April 1911, Page 7
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145SOMETHING FRESH Wairarapa Age, Volume XXXII, Issue 10209, 10 April 1911, Page 7
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