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W.A.G.—"There's no place like Home." of course it. was not so at Sat time. The song was a burst of prophesy. Suratura came later. . . By ited-It was asserted by £S rivals .that John Middle, of Worcester died through excessive drinkmg of ; Suratura Tea Tlie state. ment is quite absurd. JMist oi an, he only drank it in quantity five times i day and he had only drunk it regularly for 24 years. He was 117 years old. . .. • J-*- V/ - Thanks for your reminder that biliousness has greatly decreased «» Christchurch since the introduction of Suratura Tea The point is one of some medical interest, though theresuit was inevitable. . - . M*»■ B.—The fact is, of course, that Alexander died of his horrible, disappointment when, having subjugated India, he learned that buratura Tea had not yet been discovered. lhe idea that he yearned for other woilds is a newspaper invention. .• . Marv Mimble. - The extremely youthful appearance of Sir Joseph is said to be due to the fact that he drinks only the tea he likes. He is a .person of excellent taste aud discrimination. . • • tura wins, of course. As to the second best-well, there you have us. ■lt has not yet come near enough to be identified. . . . B.P.— Glad to hear that Suratura sweetened your honevmoon. Your mother-in-law is plainly a wise woman. Suratura is guaranteed to make aJ nonevmoons tolerable.' . ~ Mr Qnod. —The last man who suggested an admixture of Darjiling with teuratura lost his place in the Directory.
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Wairarapa Age, Volume XXXII, Issue 10202, 1 April 1911, Page 7
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249ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS Wairarapa Age, Volume XXXII, Issue 10202, 1 April 1911, Page 7
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