SARCASM.

Upper Hutt Weekly Review, Volume II, Issue 2, 24 December 1936, Page 2

SARCASM.

A Traveller is a man who knows a great deal about very little, and who goes on knowing more and more about less and less until he finally knows everything about practically nothing. A Buyer is a man who knows a very little about a great deal, and who goes on knowing less and less about more and more, until he finally knows all about anything. A Manufacturer's Agent is a man who knows nothing about anything, and who gets all his information from the Traveller and the Buyer which he passes on to the Manufacturer. The Manufacturer, from the extensive knowledge thus received, is able to make an article which can be sold in any other country for half the price. Spalding's Quarterly.